LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
Clay's made the round of all talk shows.
He's quite the vet'ran, now, you know!
He's popular with every host!
(Clay, you're the guest we want the most!)
The early shows that air at dawn
Have hostesses that like to fawn
All over Clay; some even swoon!
(We love to see you before noon!)
Clay's charmed the ladies on "The View."
They've had him sing and asked, "What's new?"
A "Hot Dog" sneaked a hug and sniff!
(We want a hug, also, a whiff!)
Clay's joked with Leno more than once.
Jay knows a great guest, he's no dunce!
They talked and laughed, and then Clay sang!
(Forget Will Hung, dear Clay, "You bang!")
Now Jimmy Kimmel's "seen the light"
That Clay's a star and shining "bright!"
He really makes an awesome guest!
(We've always known, Clay, you're the best!)
Dave Letterman, "Do you now know
To give Clay more time on your show??"
By: Prissy